Morons and spacemen lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaCdEbxpc7Y

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QA6BhHPf07U

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyjiYm5MTN8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USpeolBTKIo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKqqGX0DEMM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38FC_GION7c

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heDz8IN9nw8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-fsX7CYoN8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qC3CGFv7bUg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPGE6CzZ_84

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FRHN8rtPnA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_o9pTflRX0&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxzDYXLWVOY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NgLkm1pj4k

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scJMzMO3YUE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6oK2bFEeyU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Etownp_Rmw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5w3QVm_ZndA lol oh man!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FARDDcdFaQ it's not whether you believe in God or not, it's how it's explained and how his name is used and what for.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXaXUzzDsS0 lol hahaha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JId_kGKowfI lol dunno what this is about but he might be a good candidate?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zy42CI40pBU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAzIgzuapMw wouldn't surprise me and yes I have seen Avatar. I don't believe in plundering for anything especially oil when we are at the technological zenith where we don't need gasoline OR oil but we definitely need women and strong genes etc., or I suppose if idiots put us in the position, we need less competition from competant people but the world is quantum as the brain. We still rescued people just like in Avatar some helped the big blue people (forgot what they are called - my pornographic memory has been chastized apparently.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6oK2bFEeyU yeah uhhh they are so bad so we elected one. I KNEW we were the great satan! lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFzQheN1kLU Oh no it's those negroes!! They were here on earth first, who do they think they are? You know, we all came from Africa genetically? So the carbon copies seem to want to take over. Oh my.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0p4_GGDbS0 this is what you need to do when you meet a moron lol She is soooo awesome! She's my hero! w00r!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSvv4kuh_sQ gee, if you can't convert them to the church, flirt them to the church. That makes sense. You know nazi women Are/were hot. I shit you not.

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Keenanville09
4 months ago 5

can anyone give me ONE good reason to be a mormon. just one.
Keenanville09 4 months ago 5
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mormonhunnies
4 months ago

@Keenanville09 because you get to hang out with us.
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wesside818
4 months ago 4

I like the occassional reminders of how closeted and narrow-minded the Utah majority is.
wesside818 4 months ago 4
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mormonhunnies
4 months ago 5

interesting...to bad we don't live in Utah
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wesside818
5 months ago 4

LoL. How mature. Way to go.

Reason #1,483 why I moved out of Utah: Mormon girls. More ignorant than mormon men (yes, that is possible).
wesside818 5 months ago 4
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mormonhunnies
5 months ago 6

Why watch LDS videos if you worked so hard to get away?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJYn3BoZkcQ lol right....two guys pretending to fight like in action movies or Alien 3? Ahem. You know, where the two aliens look at the one alien and he's all uhh what? oh oh and they bite him to death so his acid blood comes out and eats a hole for the other two to escape and cause mayhem? Life will find a way.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ri5aV4xaMOs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0J-mIVIJ_Iw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4AwDLKb_YE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-MxIxB4n1k Is this for real?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_ByXigVj6E wowsers lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_SFScSD_LM lol my father had a copy of Dianetics and got extremely pissed off when I found it and was laughing at it haha

http://www.cultnews.com/?cat=19 cult news woo hoo!

http://www.scientologymissionofslc.org/ wowsers!

Church of Scientology of Utah
1931 South 1100 East
Salt Lake City, UT 84106
(801) 485-9992
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Church of Scientology Las Vegas
2761 Emerson Ave.
Las Vegas, NV 89121
(702) 731-1500
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Church of Scientology Mission of Vegas Valley
7545 Bermuda Road
Las Vegas, NV 89123
(702) 896-6892
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Church of Scientology of Colorado
3385 South Bannock St.
Englewood, CO 80110
(303) 789-7668
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Church of Scientology Mission of Boulder
1021 Pearl St.
Boulder, CO 80302
(303) 449-6222
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Church of Scientology Mission of Englewood
8708 Snowbird Way
Parker, CO 80134
(303) 522-3208
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Church of Scientology Mission of Aurora
14901 East Hampden Ave. #250
Aurora, CO 80013
(303) 725-4620
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Church of Scientology of New Mexico
1319 San Pedro Drive NE
Albuquerque, NM 87110
(505) 275-8210
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Church of Scientology Mission of Boise
7750 Crestwood Dr. Ste. #3
Boise, ID 83704
(208) 331-3333
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Church of Scientology of Arizona (Phoenix)
1002 N. 3rd St.
Phoenix, AZ 85004
(602) 954-1417

oh wow that explains it.

http://www.adherents.com/adhloc/Wh_345.html adherents? Adhering to what exactly? Too lazy to read it right now haha

http://www.scientology-saltlakecity.org/africa.htm there in Africa and they're racist? Gee, umm keeping your enemies closer?

http://www.sptimes.com/2004/07/18/Tampabay/Scientology_s_town.shtml wowsers hahaha

You know how "hackers" were after Scientology? Gee, "inside job?" I bet they've got rather proficient hackers themselves, perhaps the "same ones" or someone doesn't know exactly who they are working for. Oops.

http://www.solitarytrees.net/pickets/prmix98p.htm am too lazy to read :P

http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/Secrets/barbara_schwarz.html I have no idea, came up in the scientology search haha

http://www.watchman.org/sci/scientologymafia.htm wow that's kinda wacky. Birds of a feather huh?

http://cofsseamsn.blogspot.com/2010/07/new-era.html Seattle huh... wow makes me think of slide for some reason lol

http://fc.byu.edu/jpages/nufac/starter/starterkit.htm this came up in the scientology search too

http://www.scientology-chico.org/ they're in Chico? Oh damn...

http://www.dianeticshk.com/ Hong Kong? Oh joy. So that's what happened to David Caridine haha

http://www.scientologyhouston.org/ so only steers and queers come from Texas? I guess not.

http://somamission.blogspot.com/ that's pretty gay lol

http://www.scientology-phoenix.org/ Notice that ummm Racism abounds around Scientologists. I believe Rocky Anderson was at the Ribbon Cutting Ceremony when the Scientologists arrived or at least opened a new church in Salt Lake City. I read that online while using Denebola. Birds of a feather means that crows, sparrows, etc or whatever, hang out on the same power line in Cali, and it's the same everywhere.

http://www.scientology-saltlakecity.org/ gee willickers

http://www.scientology-sandiego.org/ say it isn't so!

http://www.scientology-tampa.org/ in Florida too?

http://www.scientology-vancouver.org/index.htm they're Canooks? Oh geez.

http://www.cityweekly.net/utah/article-1722-feature-scientology-nation-l-ron-hubbardrss-otherworldly-salvation-plan-erupts-on-montanarss-blackfeet-reservation.html I'll read it later

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-20013856-504083.html man there's a real menace to society. Someone who just doesn't get it and wants to stay alive. Sarcasm anyone?

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-20005928-504083.html You know why it's not good to listen to extremists? Cuz they're probably working for the ones they are trying to get you to attack. Duh

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-20007379-504083.html but Arizona hates Mexicans? Gee, I guess that tight underage teen pussy is just too hard to pass up. Get it. Hard? haha

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-20008459-504083.html Gee, I guess a black man doesn't have a right to help or screw up this country too. Bummer.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-20011798-504083.html new trial and rape conviction overturned? I guess it's not rape anymore if she stops screaming and starts moaning. That's a biological reaction even if that happens. It's like saying ouch when someone beats you on the head, if you're still conscious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWtF1gZz6Rg they're just the "Flying Spaghetti Monster" types? Wow...so was Hitler I suppose.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu2NqfISm9k hahah how gay are those male nazis?

http://www.stopthemormons.com/2008/12/04/mormons-more-likely-to-be-gay/ ok that's more than odd.. Glad I never went on a mission but that's what the gay movement is for right? For people who didn't get sent to front lines, killed by Herods, or bent over during a mission?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIiFGMYpLUc come with me if you want to live? Oh boy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8V9kSz7OfJQ Ford all the way baby lol and this is not advertising. I'm sassing the jerks who tailgated or threatened me in Dodge trucks. A few times they drove Ford too but almost every time it was a Doge Ram. Hmmm reminds me of Abraham gonna sacrifice Isaac. Take it on faith me, kill innocent people. Not!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5YrB7TpT1Y hahaah Jesus ain't gonna ride this pogo stick of love

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAVI16FSjxU GW really is just kinda ummm unprepared. He's not perfect but I don't see him as a nazi. I'm still here and I'm sorta uhhhh Jewy-Araby per some, including a father that played Ahab the Arab at me way too much as a kid and now loves Shakira? WTF?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLB15kBvn_c I wonder where that 45 record is now?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOXCAKL9ESc My youngest brother showed me this but he has "Arabic friends?" Oh and they taught him to say Dirka Dirka Jihad? That's from that stupid movie World Police. Yeah, let's not "police" our surroundings and act like looking both ways before crossing the street isn't necessary. That's one instance where I'll always color inside the lines. Staying alive.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3OhBlIvtbY that's The Salt Lake City Mission. Thanks Mr. Irish Nazi dude who stuck up for me, that preacher dickhead is a douche and it's not because he's black or Muslim but close enough. There's Area 51 right next to the mission and another club as well. How kooky is that? Like I said, I had this business idea for Utah, A topless salad bar with family night on Sundays. Bring the kids? Strippers lactate too!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hJOTvUq_6Q ohmygosh funny and beauty! Wowsers! In New York!! Oh no the other axis of evil where that damn French Statue of Liberty resides!! OHNOOZZZZ! I should stop shopping at Target lol lol he mentioned the Bush shoe thing. I know exactly how he feels!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rP8KFgZBzSk OMG they're from New York! They don't make Pace Picante sauce there, they can't be good...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuAgHsAP8dE airport security lol did they take his laptop?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTM9AuFzpsI hahaha It's an Iranian!! I ran from an Iranian the other day but not like in SNL! lol j/k

http://www.icwseminary.org/mormonsinspace.htm

http://www.askgramps.org/does-the-pearl-of-great-price-talk-about-giants-on-the-moon/

http://mormonprophecy.blogspot.com/2008_10_01_archive.html

http://www.theologyweb.com/campus/showthread.php?p=3054948 wowsers


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMdC45S79uQ yeah just like www.mormonmuslim.com ? No wonder their women wear burkas

www.mormonabuse.com and http://www.stopthemormons.com/2008/12/04/mormons-more-likely-to-be-gay/ - what lengths would you go to get a woman? Would you kiss or do some guy in the butt? Gee, not for women when people die and fight wars over them. Naw, no way.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzPp9o3K7jg yeah, that'd be an accurate statement. Oh and weirdness is normal for humans because we're all different. Even twins are somewhat different, just more similar than most. Only thing truly alien to humans is death, loss of love, and pain. Any pain, discomfort or BOREDOM. Mormonism is so boring.

http://www.theologyweb.com/campus/showthread.php?p=3054948 did I already post this?

http://mormonprophecy.blogspot.com/2008_10_01_archive.html right

http://www.askgramps.org/does-the-pearl-of-great-price-talk-about-giants-on-the-moon/ it probably does lol I've heard stranger things

http://www.icwseminary.org/mormonsinspace.htm and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYjbkRktqIE = separated at birth? I think Trent Reznor tried to warn us lol

http://www.i4m.com/think/history/mormon_history.htm Oh Brigham, you naughty horny old man

http://www.theologyweb.com/campus/showthread.php?p=3052296

http://www.ldsfreedomforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=4160&view=previous you don't believe in Evolution but you believe in ET and magic underwear? What gives?

http://moongadget.com/origins/general.html this came up dunno why :P

http://www.holysmoke.org/cos/battlestar-mormonica.htm I'd like a cylon gf so I can fuck her transistors out haha I wanna stick my pornable drive into your USB port and give you an iGasm and create some child processes!

http://boaporg.wordpress.com/2010/05/22/the-pearl-of-great-price-a-history/

http://www.loc.gov/exhibits/british/britobje.html and we won our indepedence why? Guess it's a kid telling off the parents lol

http://www.concernedchristians.com/index.php?option=com_fireboard&Itemid=42&func=view&id=73846&catid=514 aliens!

http://maxwellinstitute.byu.edu/publications/books/?bookid=79&chapid=987 yup mormons are alien:

To begin with, Abraham was in the world, a wicked world very much like our own. From childhood to the grave, he was a stranger in his society because he insisted on living by the principles of the gospel and preaching them to others wherever he went, even if it meant getting into trouble. Those principles, teachings, covenants, ordinances, and promises were alien to the world, which was bitterly hostile to them. So Abraham's whole life, as is often stated, was a series of trials or tests, and by example and precept he tells us how to come through victorious.

His object? Not to conquer or impress but to bless all with whom he comes into contact, ultimately shedding the blessing that God gave to him upon the whole human race. For that he is first of all the magnanimous, the great-hearted, the ever-hospitable Abraham, who always does the fair and compassionate thing no matter how badly others may behave toward him. He is the friend of God because he is the friend of man, pleading on his knees for Sodom and Gomorrah. That is the moral pattern for all men to follow.

Only by "doing the works of Abraham" can we hope to establish a better order of things on the earth, that order of Zion lost since the days of Noah. This takes courage, tact, unfailing faith, and the constant aid of divine revelation. It entails more than human contrivance or human wisdom—Abraham must acquire ever more and more knowledge. The guiding principle is intelligence, an awareness of things as they are: the physical world, the structure and nature of the cosmos, and the spiritual realities that are behind everything. For Abraham, everything is a prelude to what lies beyond.

Abraham in Egypt, 249

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We must do the works of Abraham. And then we are told specifically in the Doctrine and Covenants that that means sacrificing, if necessary, your own life. Abraham was willing to do that, and everyone at some time or another will have the opportunity to show that he'd be willing to do that.

"The Faith of an Observer," 28

http://www.biblequery.org/OtherBeliefs/Mormonism/BookOfAbraham.htm

Ask any mormon about the "alien astronaut" and spacecraft. Right. Oh and the mormons are an alien or "peculiar people." Creepy. About as creepy as touching a boyscout inappropriately or "suffer your children to cum unto me." Or some pedo to cum into your children right? www.mormonabuse.com isn't the only site:

http://www.google.com/cse?cx=002683415331144861350%3Atsq8didf9x0&q=mormon+abuse+cases&ie=utf-8&sa=Search

http://www.allaboutmormons.com/Blog/abuse_mormon_church_responded_journalist_ENG_62.php oh no we're friendly. Really! Ignore the klan behind the curtain. Now.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mormon_Alliance yeah even mormons couldn't handle the heat in their own kitchen

http://www.affirmation.org/news/2006_27.shtml Gee really?

http://www.americablog.com/2008/11/unholy-catholic-mormon-alliance-isnt.html sooo uhhh how does this work again? Many mormons likely to be gay, pedo priests in Catholicism and Mormonism and uhhh wtf? I still don't get it.

http://www.google.com/cse?cx=002683415331144861350%3Atsq8didf9x0&q=mormon+lesbian+women+pioneers&ie=utf-8&sa=Search is it genetic? What gene is dominant somewhat, in childbirth? the female Y chromosome or whatever. lol

http://www.affirmation.org/history/lesbian_mormon_history.shtml oooo kinky

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/holly-welker/latter-day-saints-and-mod_b_654876.html dunno why this came up

http://www.affirmation.org/stories/lesbian_and_mormon.shtml uh huh

http://mormonwomenwriters.blogspot.com/

http://www.connellodonovan.com/abom.html Brigham Young had a cross dressing son? Now that's funny! hahahaha! That explains quite a bit! OMG!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu2NqfISm9k gay nazis? No way!!

http://bare.users.netlink.co.uk//5kinds.html nazi mormons are only 10%? those are just the assbergers that can't keep their mouth shuts. It's OPP time dontcha know!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc mormons/morons - these guys and him - separated at birth?