Apple support jailbreaking? Neva!!!

Linux is lame and wastes your time, especially if you have to support it. Apple is #1 in Customer Support. You have to have emotional intelligence to accomplish this and if they spend all their time constantly learning to be aspbergers with linux, then they're going to turn into cranky, uncreative, sexless assholes and their customer service will go down the shitter, Apple will die off as far as being competitive and very very likely go the way of the Newton. I can see it now, first Newton and then Apple. Not quite reality back in Newtons day, but thanks to Jobs, their employees have no jobs! Oh and it's one more thing to support. What's next? They have to integrate it with their iTunes store or Genius bar? No? The justice department will sue them like they sued Microsoft for not including the competition in their own product. Next will be Europe, especially the UK. Gee, Microsoft set a precedent and they had way more money. So, Apple is just begging to become successful and wham, they get their pants sued off for not putting “open source” or “open sores” into their system of not just the operating system but of marketing, customer service, training etc. Oh yeah, the uhhh insecure code everyone can see. Apples security IS security through obscurity. In fact, if you want someone's money, combination to their safe, their patents and trade/state secrets? Well, if their security is too bad ass, then the failing point is always the user. Oh wait, I'm a user. Well, so are the employees, the CEO, the programmers and isn't a large part of Apple's popularity from it's customers? Oh wait, you say it's ALL of it? Good point. So, if dateless hackers who, even after years of spending time in their mother's basements or downing mountain dew, cheetos and playing Magic the Gathering can't break into Apple's security the “honest” way, i.e. the Internet etc., because they're lacking both something upstairs and between their legs, then why not social engineer the poor soppy customers, cuz, well, they're distracted and the more you give them, the more they want. It's like when Jim Carey's character convinces Jennifer Tilly's character in Liar Liar that she's a victim and deserves way more than she deserves. Oh, and Jobs IS the nice father. If he's so bad, why are you still using their product? It's like a spoiled tart saying “Oh my God, my daddy is sooo lame and such a creepy loser. He only gave me $500 for my allowance this week and says I have to get a job on Wall Street. Ohmygosh Becky, this sucks so bad. I have to get some coke and snort it off a hookers ass and get knocked up to feel better.” Yeah, nice try. And you wonder why Mac OS X was chosen with Darwin BSD rather than some linux variant? Oh please. Linux security? Put an “in” in front of security and you've got the truth. Oh, and I figured it out how? I'm jobless, staying with my mother, and I've nothing better to do because I've just about given up on finding work or a girlfriend so I take it out on hackers. Specifically blackhats, because they're lame assholes. Why doesn't Apple fess up and explain this? Gee, they're either resting from all that hard work. Yeah, let's see you invent something like them and make that kind of money and stand up to the pressure. They're possibly working on their next project. Perhaps they're fighting hackers and court battles hoping they won't go the way of the Newton. Or, like normal human beings, after work they're actually spending time with actual fucking people. That or they're so smart they can't figure out why we're so dumb and haven't already figured this out. Or, they're acting like anthropologists when they stumble into a village full of cannibals, or survivors of a holocaust that just walked into the middle of a zombie feeding frenzy and are backing away saying, nice doggy, so, uhhh nice day for a BBQ eh? Oh and even if a company stands as good a chance as a hacker at being a security risk, we know where that employee lives, have them under security camera surveillance etc. But, how about the hacker with their VPNs, SSH tunnels, offshore accounts, countless friends and support from the underground and anonymizing tools, and encryption for their personal equipment that can't be sifted through without a warrant and not even probable cause, and then a crime has to be committed first and like 9/11, it's already too late, where Apple employees are monitored, like any corporation, even while gabbing at the water cooler with a cup of coffee.