Mormons like to Wash Your Brain of Ethics and Logic. Same thing.

They say the Anti-Christ will beguile people with his/her charm but also say that imperfection is not qualified to lead mankind to salvation, and we all seek some sort of "perfection" or reasoning or closure. They also teach that only Jesus was perfect and not even a prophet, like their own Joe Smith, is ever going to reach perfection on this rock. Not Moses, not Solomon, not Nephi, nobody. Plus, God is no respecter of persons but rewards those who diligently seek him, so why don't me and God hang out at the titty bar and watch some perfection? He's not gay remember? Come follow me is more like come duck behind this alleyway, have I got a deal for you! Saying everyone has their problems, the grass is greener on the other side, keeps you from looking for safety, friends, and sounding the alarm or trumpet or bugle call, or revelry, and that's symbolism they use and say only the "Angel Moroni" is qualified to do. Yeah, an invisible dude nobody is met, from a religion that is false, and we have to just sit and wait while all these rescue attempts or chances to just live, pass us by, and their hypocritical members, not just the men but the women, go and take what's yours, including your life and belongings and 10% and more, and have at it. Oh and don't struggle, shhhh be still, as the nazi twists the knife in your heart like in Saving Private Ryan, and they use psychology, or word play or intimidation and more, to tell you, oh, you're not dying, you're not suffering and at the same time tell you, it's for your own good, and Jesus said that "It wouldn't be easy, but it'll be worth it." Right, for those that persevere or endure? Gee, since you "Saints" are putting up with the rest of us heathens and wicked worldly people, it must be difficult to endure that or not? Perhaps it's just difficult to keep your hands to yourself, and your grabby paws off me, what's mine and offered to me by others, and my intelligence and happiness, freedom, cuz we all know that envy and urban wardfare and neighbors gossiping and quarreling have nothing to do with that. Let yourselves be entranced by hymns and organ music that does put you in a receptive state, or hypnotic and hypnotized state. Yeah, cuz if you blend in with every other Christian, that works even more. Oh and that repetition, cutting you off, er um protecting you and sheltering you from the world, monotony not monogamy, but the same thing in this missionary position, and repeated failures and bullshit solutions and sayings, rather than action, only discourage you further and take a toll on emotions, health and your fighting spirit. That spirit that says "I wanna live." Oh and they also use shame, guilt, fear, and faith, and obedience (bow now or fall forever, like the Necramunga), plus any access to real education and truth, since knowledge is power and gives people "bad ideas" like escaping and living, well, we can't have that when they Empire is growing like the Nazis before them. Even if not tied at all, and I did find out that only one mormon stood up to the nazis. That's not a typical thing. And filling your head with lies, contradictions and memorizations of many scriptures, doctrines, covenants, procedures and rules etc., when it just boils down to Jesus saying love one another, everything will fall into place if you already have a conscience or Christ's light or are sentient/aware. You see, when you're as a child, an adult is like a rock star or sports star or God himself in this case. Something Warren Jeffs used to his advantage. Oh and they associate with you, take credit for your success, and offer that safety net, or fish net, when you fail or fall or are "off balance." They will convince you that that magic feather, underwear, gospel helped poor old Dumbo fly, when in fact, he could all along. They might tell you later, after they've plundered you a bit, or your wife or would be wife, or girlfriends, boyfriends, family, 10% over many years and in large arrays, etc etc etc. Oh and asking those nosy questions in bishops interviews is just standard procedure, everyone from married couples to themselves are asked them. Well, as soon as a single person admits to humping a hottie and that has bad ideas, I mean, you fucked her, that's gotta be a sign you're not "conforming" and why? Because you started thinking for yourself, even if with your other head or your ovaries. We gotta save them, save them for ourselves. We're not done with you yet, er, haven't saved you yet. There's still a long journey ahead. A perilous journey. I bet. So they want no one to interfere with "your eternal salvation" because what's mine is yours and what's yours is mine. Gee, I feel a bit short changed here. I never went along with it willingly in the first place. Oh and ignore that rape stuff, they are lost, sinners who need help (aren't all people sinners according to them, because the church/temple is a hospital for sinners, or a psych ward, yeah, and we know about the abuse that happen in those places. It's well documented like how it happens with boyscouts and mormon clergy and families) Oh and those gays are perverse, they're sick and disgusting because they do that out in the open while we do it behind closed doors and just try to fit in, or be conservative, and chaste, and righteous and have the "courtesy" and "decency" to not offend other cultures and peoples. After all, like our God, we are compassionate and concerned for others. Yeah, more like concerned you'll get caught and the party will be over. Oh and a dangerous and short life, raging hormones, loneliness, revenge, need for some sort of stress relief, losing your temper, anger, frustration, resentment, opportunity, doesn't make straight people rape now does it? Gee, I guess not. Since you put it that way, golly gee willickers. Oh and since Joe Smith and Brigham Young never had their way with 14 year olds, and besides, that's pretty common in the 1800s since even women lived to be 80 or 60 and in the 1300s they only did that because women lived to 25 at most, and had to have kids starting at age 13, and men lived at most to 35 or so, unless you were the king and lived to 60-80 and still had your way with 13 and 14 year olds since, damn, that's hot! Oh and we know that sexual predators change rather easily, and yeah, practicing polygamy and not letting Blacks have the priesthood, that's not in any way related, nor is forced rape of minors like that pervert Warren Jeffs, yeah, we spit on that guy, he's in no way associated or at least like us. No way Jose! And we befriend Latinos, we help them, like we did in Arizona and the same goes for Native Americans. Yeah, they'd never turn on their own either, not like in Last of the Mohicans, that's just fiction, unlike our Book of Mormon that says Aztecs and those horny injuns were in the bronze age, had chariots, and came from those naughty Jews (Israel) when in fact they came from China/Asia over that straight when there was that pangea like contintent, and dark skin is not a curse from God, it's an adaptation to a tropical climate and lots of sun. Yeah, but nevermind that, we have all the truth and are the only church on earth with the entire truth. Ok, that makes sense. Oh and look up their scripture where dissenters or "false prophets" are put to death. Yup, they execute them and I was told this is God's way, but we don't do that in the good ole USA because we "must obey and respect the laws" and that's what the articles of faith are. There's 13 of them if I remember right. Lucky number 13, like MS-13 eh? 13th Floor? Hmm anyway, symbolism perhaps? haha Yeah but let's see, if you have to repeatedly practice what everyone else already does naturally, it's like, gee, I gotta practice breathing and eating and being "good" etc etc etc., otherwise I might go astray and forget. Yeah, just like all those ferocious animals in the animal kingdom forget, right? I mean, we don't have any similarities in genetic makeup, not even plants. Oh please, we even share a small percentage of genetic material with plants, and even 98% with Chimps, but that's probably why mormons don't believe in evolution, because it's really "evilution" because damn, you're an evil son of a bitch if you don't give them what they want. And who died and made them God? Oh wait, Jesus died and Joe Smith and the current profit, er excuse me, prophet made them Gods. Yeah, because if you keep them busy, and listening and occupied, because the idle mind is the devil's workshop, and keep them "happy" as in Nurse Ratchet Prozac or opiate happy, well, they won't rise up and rebel. Or just live. And since they are so studious and intelligent, and not just because they don't drink or do drugs, because loose lips sink battleships, or carriers, well, what's that innocent boy/girl/man/woman/ doing in that bad neighborhood with all those science books? You know, they are in the world but not of the world because the world is wicked, vile, evil and dangerous to the human soul, etc etc etc. Does that remind you of Men in Black? You know a moron invented the television right? It was expo'd in Utah I think, or at least by a Utah native. Gee, what a coinkeedink. They call it the boob tube because it makes a boob out of you, for those mammones, or mormons. And you know why they hate Latinos right? Yeah, Mammon is a Latino phrase. They don't like anyone that doesn't give in easily and just bend over like a sheep, or Scot, or Irish. Not like they just gave up, or at least they're not part of the UK. You know, since history is written by the victors, and looks like everyone is winning in the UK, I dunno if, at least, it's so bad for the current "survivors." Whether or not Braveheart existed, times do change. This too shall pass.