iDildo
Gives the Apple exclusive iGasm and connects to the app store for the Kama sutra and Porndora radio for that motion in the ocean sountrack. You and yours can pop the waterbed or test the shocks in that Hummer. It has bluetooth, wifi and has a Starbucks breakfast app for the morning after. Also has an app to make your iPhone ring for that perfect excuse to boot out that one night stand or pesky friend with benefits. Even has an egg timer for the kitchen and the bedroom, for those ovulating ladies.
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