Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Staying in crazy ass christian missions should be outlawed haha

First off, God per the bible is a mean ass prick. He punishes Jesus by offering him as a human sacrifice for obeying (kissing ass as we called it as kids) and punishes the devil and kicks him out the house for trying to be just like him. Dude needs some coffee. The bible, hymns, and churches are all full of imagery that incites abuse and fanaticism. All it takes is that idea and the dichotomy of two separate and opposite truths, and not just the old and new testament. God is the same, he never changes but the old testament eye for an eye is completely opposite of Jesus saying turn the other cheek, love those that hate you. Also, how can a God create or need to create Jesus to judge us more compassionately? A God that doesn't understand compassion is not a true or just God and is like saying Lucifer made Jesus. You also can't fit every plant species needed by animals, insects, let alone the water, handle the waste, air flow, and separate the predators and herbivores especially when the bible is specific on how big the ark is. Oh yeah, and if there's no evolution, we have the same number of animals today (not counting extinctions) so umm yeah there goes that theory let alone creatures that live in tidal pools, trees that die completely when under water etc, and creatures that live under the soil, birds that roost in trees (what'd they do bring their life preservers?) but yeah, that's some wacky ass shit the bible. Oh and Queen James (King James) changed it and even hired Shakespear who left his signature in Psalms. I even wrote some poems concerning the untruths and schizophrania/bipolarism of religion, and contrary to mormon belief or sayings, you can and should judge the gospel by its people, and it's church as well since God nor Jesus is down here telling me this, just a bunch of yay-whos who are full of it. And saying "oh the church is a hospital for sinners" is basically a tell tale sign to stay out of the nut house since that kind of hospital is known as a psych ward and what happens in there other than abuse and rape? Hmmmm basket weaving, you have to smile even when you're being neglected, disrespected, abused etc., i.e. nurse ratchet, and you'll wind up with a lobotomy if you're too mouthy with the abusers. Also, saying I have to pay for adam's transgression is like me doing time for my father committing crimes unless I go to church. It's basically extortion, blackmail (via misguided and misplaced guilt created through abuse, brainwashing, intimidation and threats) so religion also operates like organized crime. Even when you conquer a nation (or "sinners" apperrantly) you take on some of their characteristics, so another reason for non-violence unless you want to become the monster you want to avoid. It makes God and anyone associated with him seem like fictional characters in a fictionally civilized society. Also, forcing people to marry and micromanaging their sexuality is basically human trafficking as well as this applying to missionary work (sending kids to other countries in pairs, unarmed) and is also an opportunity for spouse stealing (the Dear John thing common in mormon religion) which is basically the theft, battery and rape of love from what I've witnessed in my 39 years. Anyhow, here is one poem:

Life is my sin - time my prison and master
For living or not religion kills faster
Be wise and leave the christian heresy
For its an attack on the temple in thee
A true God won't leave you with doubt in your mind
Or bid you come hither on faith that is blind
For faith blinds truth by silencing thought
And leads you where you ought not
The truth takes work not mere fellowship
For in those missteps ones own ethics will slip
For in darkness the devil will bind you if he can
For here on our earth that devil is man
He'll steal both your heart and your mind
With word both cruel and so kind
Rape you and beat you and murder you he will
For refusal to join makes the poison become ill
For poison nor devil can conquer a land
For without followers and leaders alone he doth stand
And man is a more happy and a more social being
When untouched by wiley and devilish fiend
Man his own devil he'll truly become
When his own funeral hymn he has sung
And beware that your words are not too brave at their lie
For a sharp mind and witt will pierce a dull mind's eye


That's a bit less ummm rude than my Seal Flipper Recipe poem...yeah, animal rights activists like PETA beware....you'll probably want to club ME like a baby harbor seal. (Not too bad if the model is naked and pretty sexy but still might hurt haha) Oh yeah, check this out, Queen James, known for being gay, did hire many to change the bible: http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/1661009/did_shakespeare_write_the_king_james.html?cat=38

So now you know, and since other christians have done the same, i.e. catholics, why they like not just altar boys and boy scouts but basically anything that moves. Don't be a dick and don't think with one (or with your ovaries).

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